frequently asked questions
For folks that have no idea who or what we are:
Do you make breakfast food?
Great question! No. We are an ad agency and production company in sunny, glorious Los Angeles, CA.
Can I order Bacon and Eggs?
No. See question 1. Also, we don’t own an industrial stove or oven to mass produce bacon and/or eggs to fulfill orders, nor would we know how to operate them.
For folks that want to hire us
What does it cost to work with you?
A difficult question to answer and depends on a variety of factors about what you need from the deliverables, scope, and where you plan to run the content. To throw out an anchor number in case it’s helpful would be a range of $50k-$250k.
How long does the process take?
We handle everything in-house so we set the deadlines and needn’t rely on outsourced teams to keep up with our fast moving pace. Typically, from start to finish, the process is about 6-9 weeks from kick-off to final delivery.
Does your content bring your clients results?
Is the Pope Catholic? Although we would love to just make beautiful works of art to make our friends and family laugh, we get hired (and repeatedly hired) by brands to make them money and grow their business.
We had a few great convos and I am just feeling overwhelmed. I might ghost you. Is that acceptable?
No. This isn’t a dating site. No, or not right now, is an appropriate answer. The outcome of ghosting us are detrimental. We cannot disclose exact details, but it involves a rubber chicken, a kiddie pool filled with liquid tofo, and the song Imma Be by the Black Eyed Pees.
I see you’ve had success for other brands, how do I ensure this will work for my brand?
You can’t. All you can do is provide us with as much information about your brand and goals as possible and trust in the process and magic. We are really good at this.
For folks that did hire with us
That was so much fun! Can we hang out again soon?
Uh, Duh! What are you doing next Friday?
Now can I finally order Bacon and Eggs?
Yes you may. Provide a non business mailing address and your ready-to-eat breakfast platter will be sent within 7-14 business days.
How quickly can we work together again?
We are ready when you are, say the word and we’ll run it back.